MusaIf Michael Jackson had faked his death (hey, some fans still aren’t over it), and reemerged in 2025, what exactly would the King of Pop be up to? Spoiler: it would be absolutely iconic, gloriously eccentric, and 100% MJ.
Let’s paint the picture…
🎧 Dropping a Surprise AI-Infused Album
First things first: MJ would team up with an AI company to reimagine his unreleased vocals—layered with futuristic beats, virtual choir harmonies, and a holographic duet with… himself. The album title? “Moonwalk Rebooted.” Kanye would beg to produce it, Beyoncé would whisper a feature, and Taylor Swift would mysteriously tweet a single glove emoji the same day. Chaos would erupt.
🕺 A Hologram Residency in Las Vegas
Forget Elvis—MJ would take over the Vegas Strip with an intergalactic, hyper-realistic hologram show called “The Neverland Experience.” Audiences would wear VR headsets, ride unicorn-shaped hover pods, and be greeted by animatronic Bubbles the Chimp in the lobby. Think Cirque du Soleil on a Michael-induced sugar high.
🧤 Releasing a Fashion Collab with Balenciaga
One word: iconic. He’d launch a line of LED-studded loafers, glitter-glove phone cases, and sequin face masks (because safety first, sparkle always). He’d post a silent runway walk on TikTok, wink into the camera, and say nothing—but the video would get 300 million views anyway.
📱 Taking Over TikTok Without Ever Saying a Word
MJ wouldn’t need to talk—his eyebrow raise and “hee-hee” would spawn 80 viral sound bites. A Gen Z army of glitter-gloved imitators would rise overnight. His signature lean would become a #LeanChallenge with gym fails galore. Even Gen Alpha would be moonwalking before they could walk.
💬 Rekindling That Feud With Eminem—Via Hologram Rap Battle
It’s 2025. Peace was never an option. MJ appears unexpectedly during Eminem’s “farewell” show, beams in as a hologram, and drops a diss verse written by ChatGPT and Quincy Jones. Marshall faints. Fans combust. Billboard charts spontaneously combust.
🌍 Finally Winning a Nobel Peace Prize—for Fashion and Pop Diplomacy
Hey, if Bob Dylan can win a Nobel Prize, MJ gets two. One for redefining pop, and one for uniting Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, and Gen Alpha under one rhinestone umbrella. Somewhere in the distance, Prince and Freddie Mercury raise their glasses.
If Michael Jackson were alive in 2025, he wouldn’t just be part of the conversation—he’d be rewriting it. The world would be shinier, stranger, and a whole lot smoother.
Because let’s face it—no one moonwalks through time quite like MJ.
Musa
Olaniyi Ayoola
