Musa
Forget backhands and forehands—it’s all about the bank account. “Financial sleuths” (aka tennis bloggers with calculators) estimate Fritz’s net worth is now in the millions.
Cue the outrage! How dare a man who travels 11 months a year, plays through injury, and gets heckled by drunk fans afford a Rolex? The “lavish” life? A suite in Paris, Uber Eats in Monaco, and a hotel gym that actually has dumbbells over 20 pounds.
The real scandal? He once spent $47 on avocado toast at a hotel brunch in Melbourne. Oh, and he still uses the same duffle bag from 2019. Where’s the expose on that?
Musa
Olaniyi Ayoola
dam